Steam · Windows

Aim. Charge. Launch.

Drag to aim your catapult, hold to charge, and send livestock into masonry. That’s the whole loop — until you start building your own castles.

The loop

Siege, reset, brag

  1. Aim — drag to line up the catapult.
  2. Charge — hold until it feels illegal.
  3. Launch — livestock vs masonry. Physics does the rest.
  4. Chase the score — miss? Hold R. Castle resets.

Ammo

Nine kinds of bad idea

Sheep, cow, pig (splits mid-flight), goat (explodes when it settles), chicken (steer it), elephant, guinea pig cluster, monkey banana curve, parrot boomerang. Bonus targets. Bonus chaos.

Workshop

Build the castle you hate

Sculpt fortresses block by block in the map editor. Paint, flood moats, place archers and wizards, drop a princess in a tower window, playtest instantly. Publish to Steam Workshop so other people can suffer through it too.

Multiplayer

2–4 players

Campaign levels, Workshop maps, or your own designs — together or against each other. Co-op combines scores. PvP is highest total on the same map.